Preaching the Gospel of Ownage since 2007, Marksman Ministries has strived tirelessly to piss you off and triple your kill score. Made up of some of the best Call of Duty: United Offensive players the world has to offer, MM| has expanded into COD 2, COD 4: Modern Warfare, COD 5: World at War, World of Warcraft, Battlefield: Bad Company 2, Hello Kitty Island Adventure, Runescape, Mario Kart, Candy Land, Hop Skotch and Competitive "For Keeps" Pog tournaments. Several of our members are card carrying members of the Church of Satan, and this one bitch got punched in her mouf cause she was straight frontin'. Here at MM|, we don't just kill you: we teabag you until our balls turn blue and then run off with your wallet and ammo. We do it with a gusto and charm that just can't be matched by other casual gaming clans. In fact, you'll beg to be killed again just for the experience.

Marksman Ministries welcomes you to our humble sanctuary, and invites you to join us at mass every day whenever the fuck you are awake in our forums, which are currently inhabited mostly by crazed rapists. Join us in our ventrilo channel (Rated NC-17) and don't slip on the banana peels.

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